Let’s be honest; parking needs to be an Olympic sport. It takes years of practicing to make it perfect, and there are some people that are just much better than others. Yes, there are those who need to be awarded a gold medal for their parking exploits. The following is not about those sort of individuals. Quite the opposite. It has to do with the people who couldn’t park straight if their lives depended on it.
4Clearly, they are better than you
If you have a fancy and expensive car, congratulations to you. You’ve obviously done pretty well for yourself over the years, and have been able to treat yourself to an awesome whip that makes everyone jealous. However, this fancy ride doesn’t make you a better person than anyone else, and it doesn’t make you more entitled than anyone else.
So, please don’t park over two parking spaces. We get that you don’t want to scratch your car, but it’s just not cool. This annoyed individual decided that they wouldn’t get angry about this car but instead decided to get sarcastic. You might also know sarcasm as the language of passive aggression…
